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GOP Resignation Form

Multiple Copies Needed... Maybe the wingnuts can take a joke...   Wait a minute...   It's no joke, is it...?

Republican Party of the United States
Uniform Resignation Form
FORM 34-RY REVISION MARCH 2006


I (name) ______________________HEREBY RESIGN MY

POSITION
IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AS :
  ELECTED OFFICIAL
  PARTY LEADER
  PARTY SPOKESMAN
  UNPAID INTERN
  LIASON TO RELIGIOUS RIGHT
  FOX NEWS COMMENTATOR
  LOBBYIST
  FUNDRAISER
  ALL OF THE ABOVE


EFFECTIVE AS OF (date) _____________________________

PLEASE GIVE MY
REASON AS
THE FOLLOWING :
  INDICTMENT
  CONVICTION
  CENSURE
  IMPEACHMENT
  BRIBERY SCANDAL
  ETHICS SCANDAL
  RACISIM SCANDAL
  TAX EVASION
  CHILD PORN ON COMPUTER
  THERE'S A DEAD HOOKER
          IN MOTEL ROOM
          (hotel name &
          room # on reverse)
  SCANDAL (other)
  ALL OF THE ABOVE


PLEASE NOTIFY THE PRESS
WITH THE
FOLLOWING EXPLANATION:
  PERSONAL HEALTH ISSUES
  SPEND MORE TIME WITH FAMILY
  FOLLOWING GOD'S ORDERS
  CAN'T FIGHT THE LIBRUL MEDIA
          JUGGERNAUT ANYMORE
  ALL OF THE ABOVE


SIGNED : _____________________________
your signature here

(How may the GOP contact you? Indicate phone number, email address, bail bondsman or attorney contact info on reverse.)
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